May 24, 2013
twin-city-ankh-and-morpork:
hedwig-fawkes:
twin-city-ankh-and-morpork:
(x)Terry Pratchett, “Lords and Ladies”
I thought carrot said this for some reason…
He does say it on several occasions both in Jingo and Men at Arms, but the first time it was said in the series it was said by Granny Weatherwax. It was a bit of a throwaway line in Lords and Ladies though, and wasn’t really dwelt upon until it was adopted by Carrot.
May 24, 2013
sodamnrelatable:
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin)
May 23, 2013
"I close my eyes. And i scream. If my whole world is crashing down around me, then I am going to make the sound of the crashing. I want to scream until all my bones break."
— David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via quotes-shape-us)
May 22, 2013
cheers-to-all-you-skinnies:
danburytomorrow:
motheatendeerhead:
This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories
god
Crying.
(Source: lickypickystickyme)
May 22, 2013
grrrl-riot:
I saw this post among the slew of comments on this Planned Parenthood post regarding the decision on the after 20-week abortions ban in Arizona.
It was nice to see a conservative man standing up to the anti-choice bullies on the page.
May 22, 2013
foxgrl:
i needed this a lot a lot a lot
(Source: tondalayo)