(x)Terry Pratchett, “Lords and Ladies”
I thought carrot said this for some reason…
He does say it on several occasions both in Jingo and Men at Arms, but the first time it was said in the series it was said by Granny Weatherwax. It was a bit of a throwaway line in Lords and Ladies though, and wasn’t really dwelt upon until it was adopted by Carrot.
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
|Magrat:||Whatever happened to the rule about not meddling?|
|Nanny Ogg:||As you progress in the craft, you'll learn there is another rule. One that Esme's obeyed all her life.|
|Nanny Ogg:||When you break rules, break 'em good and hard.|
"I close my eyes. And i scream. If my whole world is crashing down around me, then I am going to make the sound of the crashing. I want to scream until all my bones break."
— David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via quotes-shape-us)
This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories
I saw this post among the slew of comments on this Planned Parenthood post regarding the decision on the after 20-week abortions ban in Arizona.
It was nice to see a conservative man standing up to the anti-choice bullies on the page.
Neil Gaiman everyone.
i needed this a lot a lot a lot